Garrus Vakarian:
All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander hives at the start of combat?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
Uh, I give up.
Garrus Vakarian:
Correct!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.
Garrus Vakarian:
Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus Vakarian:
How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus Vakarian:
He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus Vakarian:
Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus Vakarian:
So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus Vakarian:
Figuring which side took the hit!
