cubiewi:

deadly-neurotoxin:

Yeah I’m reblogging this 2 times today deal with it.

Please don’t forget the OST:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!(v)

Oh man I love Wheatley.

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WHEATLEY PUPPET

SUCH SKILL

thedrunkenmoogle:

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions:  Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink.  Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink.  Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top.  Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.  

“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson

(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)